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Racial
Characteristics:
Wear bed sheets and put bags over their women's heads. They burp and
fart during meals and
wash themselves in sand.
They bugger little boys and practice some
stupid religion that they're
trying to get all our Negroes to believe in. Disorderly
cowards when
they have to fight anyone
else, they nonetheless quite courageously murder each other and chop
off people's
hands for
littering. They plant bombs everywhere they go and own all the earth's
oil, which is why you
can't buy high-test
if you're wearing a yarmulke. They hate Jews
because Jews are the only
people in the world with noses uglier than their
own, and they're
cornering the Cadillac market
so that the Hebes will have to drive Buicks.
Good Points:
If they had any country clubs, they wouldn't let Jews in.
Proper Forms of Address:
Camel jockey, tent-head, soggy Arabian, gas-ass, dune
coon.
4.There's
a paki, a englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go
threw the tunnel and they hear some one get
slapped. The blonde girl
thinks the paki has felt the granny and slapped the paki and the granny
thought that about the
blonde girl and the englishman thought I can't
wait until another tunnel so I can hit that paki bastard again.
When
is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!
What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!
What do you call a pretty Paki?
Asif!
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
Whats one arab on the moon?
problem
10 arabs on the moon?
problem
100 arabs on the moon?
large problem
1000 arabs on the moon?
big big problem
1000000 arabs on the moon?
massive problem
all the arabs on the moon?
Problem solved!
Racial
Characteristics:
Hordes of incomprehensible rat-eaters with a peculiar political
philosophy and a dangerous
penchant for narcotic drugs.
No one can possibly know what dark and
grotesque things pass
through the minds of this hydraheaded racial anomaly
which is, after
all, more like a monstrous
colony of flesh-crazed carpenter ants than a nation of rational men.
Only a fool
would deal with
two-legged insects ..such as these. Our only hope is that the
farsighted leaders of our own land
Will join
with those of at least nominally Caucasian Soviet Russia and
that together they will
treat us to the welcome spectacle of
a thermonuclear obliteration of
this yellow menace.
Good Points:
They're almost as far away as it's possible to be.
Proper Forms of Address:
Zipper head, Chink, slant, ching-chong Chinaman, yellow peril.
Have you heard about the Chinese retard?
Her parents named her Sum Ting Wong.
How do chincs come up with names for their kids?
By throwing silverware down the stairs and it goes ping, ching, pong,
That’s what they name their kids.
How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss!
How
do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later
the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!
Why is a gook like a computer?
They both only see bits!
How do you blindfold a gook?
Dental floss!
What do you call a gook with one testicle?
Whatwentwong.
What do you call a fat chinaman?
A Chunk!
Why did the Romans make straight roads?
So Asians couldn't build corner shops!
An American, a Jew and an Indian are all 3 sentenced to death. The
judge
tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to
choose the way you
want
to die...". The American says: "Hang me, just like in the Old West";
they
hang him, he dies... Then the
Jew said: "I want you to put me in an
oven,
kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they cook him, he dies...
The
Indian comes
laughing and the judge reminds him: "there is nothing
funny
about death you know..."...the Indian apologizes and says he wants
to
be
infected with the most dangerous form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and
the
Indian bursts out laughing: "HA! HA! I am not going
to die...! I was
wearing
a condom!!"
How
do
you keep an indian out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front.
What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians?
You call him bartender!
What do you call a gay indian?
Brave sucker!
An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one
hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink,
drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then
bites the hesd off the cat, the bar tender said what are you
doin and
the indian said, "ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT
PUSSSY"!
How do you keep Indians out of your neighborhood?
Keep a liquor store between your house and the reservation.
What do you call an Indian without a Casino?
A Mexican
Which Indian did more than any other to preserve the land and rights of
his people?
Chief Whinestothepress.
How many Indians does it take to eat a freshly killed dear?
Five. One to do the eating, and four to hold up traffic.
Racial
Characteristics:
Living proof that money can't buy love, these greedy, usurious,
scheming Christ-killers, who
won't eat pork because it reminds
them of their parents, go around
moving into other people's
countries and buying up all the pawnshops and delicatessens. They
were
personally responsible
for the fall of the Roman Empire, the 1929 stock market crash, and the
loss of World War II by
a
prominent European country. Now they're ruining show business. Their
fiendish heathen
religious rituals include mutilating the
penises of their own sons and
drinking the blood of
Christian babies during Lent. The world's nations have historically
competed
with each other to
see who could get rid of them fastest. They control the legal, medical,
psychiatric, and
accountancy professions, and are the force behind international
communism, freemasonry, sex
education, the media, and the catholic church.
Good Points:
I can't think of one.
Proper Forms of Address:
Yid, kike, sheeny, Hebe, nickel-nose, knife-nose, gabardine stroking
mockey, clip-tip.
Who’s the best Jewish cook? Hitler.
What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue?
Jewce(juice)
When’s the only time you wink and smile at a nigger?
Through
the scope.
What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
How does hitler’s moped sound?
Runnnn nigger nigger nigger, runnnn nigger nigger nigger
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What's a Jewish woman's favorite position for sex?
Facing Macy's.
Why do Jewish husbands die young?
Because they want to.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute?A.
A fucking know-it-all.
Q: What’s the resemblance between snails and Sephardic
Jews?A: They don’t need women to make babies!
Why are jews so good at math?
They got all the answers burned on their arms.
First
Man: I'm going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But
I'm going
to kill all the clowns, too.
Second Man: Why the clowns?
First Man: See, no one cares about the Jews!
Why
did Hitler kill himself?
Because he saw his gas bill.
Hitler
stands in front of a cannon with some jews.
He tells the first one:
Spread your arms and jump into the cannon!
The jew
jumps and dies.
Then he tells the second one:
Touch your toes with your hands and jump into the
canon!
The jew jumps and
dies, too.
He tells the third one:
Put your arms in the air and jump into the canon!
Suddenly, Hitlers mother appears, yelling at
him:
Adolf, stop playing tetris with those jews!!!
At
his birthday, Hitler tells three jews:
Ive got a dice here. Two sides are blue, two are
green and the other two sides
are red.
Everyone of you has to roll the dice.
If it shows blue, one of you will be hung.
If it shows green, one of you will be shot.
If it shows
red, I´ve got a surprise for you!
The first one rolls the dice, it shows blue and he is hung.
The second one rolls the the dice, it
shows green, and he is shot.
The third one rolls the dice.
It shows red, therefore Hitler says:
Congratulations, you can roll the
dice again!!!
Two
nazis meet in prison.
The first one asks the second one. What
is misfortune?
A bus full of jews falliing of a cliff right into
the sea.
What is a disaster?
If they can swim.
What's
Hitlers least favorite planet?
'Jewpiter'
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do you know you have a queer Jew?
He likes money more than girls.
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up .
What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
Free pork
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Cuz all the airs free.
Whats the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over the same penny
What language does Jewish homo speak?
Heblew
What did the little German boy get for his birthday?
Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew
Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years?
They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
Whats Jewish doggy style?
You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead.
What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents
had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning
centers, in short, everything they could think of to help his math!
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled
him in the local Catholic school.
After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look
on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead,
he went
straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread
out all over the room and little Zachary was
hard at work. His mother
was amazed. She called him down to dinner, to her shock, the minute he
was done, he marched
back to his room without a word, and in no time,
he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to
understand what made all the difference. Finally, little
Zachary
brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up
to his room, and hit the books. With great
trepidation, his mom looked
at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary got an "A" in math.
She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said:
"Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"
Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.
"Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the
structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?"
Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of
school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew
they
weren't screwing around."
Why are Synagogue's circular?
So the jews cant hide in the corner when the collection plate comes
around!
A chinaman and a jew are drinking at a bar when the jew gets nasty.
"You motherfuckers ought to be ashamed of yourselves
for Pearl Harbor.
Sneaky little shits, bombing all of those innocent sailors, fuck you."
The chink replied, "Hey! Wait a minute,
that wasn't us! I'm Chinese.
Pearl Harbor was done by Japanese." The jew said, "Ahh, Chinese,
Japanese, what's the difference?" So the chink says, "Well, what about
your people? Sinking the Titanic and killing all those helpless women
and children, I should fuck you up right here." The kike exclaimed,
"What the hell are you
yapping about? Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it
hit an iceberg, you jackass!" The chink said, "Ahh, iceberg, Goldberg,
what's
the difference?"
An old jew bitch was walking her grandson down the beach when a huge
wave came up and washed the little boy out to
sea. The old woman shook
her fist at the sky and cursed God for 20 minutes for taking her only
grandson. Finally God
couldn't stand the irritating bitch anymore and
he sent another wave that set the boy, unharmed, gently back at her
feet.
After a quick search of the boy she shook her fist at the sky and
shrieked, "He had 50 cents in his pocket when you took him!"
Racial
Characteristics:
Probably not people at all. Probably some kind of monkey. They eat each
other and worship
bundles of sticks and mud.
You can never remember the names of their
countries, which have a
new Main Nigger every half hour and too many snakes
and bugs anyway.
They eat those, too.
They put bones in their noses and wear plants for clothes.
Good Points:
Don't feel pain the way we do.
Proper Forms of Address:
Jig, coon, fishmouth, soot-back, shitskin, boy.
Q)What do you say if
your tv is floating
in the middle of the night?
A)Drop it nigga!
Q)Why are niggers
getting stronger?
A)Tvs are getting heavier
Why
do all niggers smell?
So even the blind people can hate them.
What do you call a food stamp?
Nigger money.
What
do you call 1000 niggers around the CN tower?
Pubes!
Why
do lions in Africa lick their assholes?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
What do you call 20,000 niggers floating in the sea?
An oil spill.
What's
an average everyday nigga? A poor black man with 1 woman, 5 kids barley
supports them all, and eats fried
chicken,
drinks red coolade, watching upn
what
do you say when you see a T.V. floating outside of your window at
night?
Drop it nigger.
A
bus load of niggers going to DC
for the million coon march overturns
on Texas road and niggers are thrown everywhere. A few minutes later a
farmer driving his
back hoe comes upon the accident and starts burying
the bodies. Just as he is completing the job a Cop pulls up and asks
"what
happened here?" The farmer replies " I came upon this accident
and started burying the bodies." Then the cop asks "Are you
sure they
were all dead?" The farmer answers, "Well some said they were still
alive but you know how those niggers lie."
What
do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk?
Cocoa Puffs.
What
do they call the subway in harlem?
The underground railroad.
What
do you call two dozen niggers working in a cotton field under the
blazing sun?
Old fashioned farm equipment!
Q:
Why
did the mexican family move out of the outhouse?
A: Because the niggers downstairs made too much noise!
Q:how
can you tell if a nigress is on her period?
A: She's only wearing one sock!
Niggers:
How do you keep a nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get him down?
Tell the spics
down the street it a pinyata. or however the fuck you
spell it.
Why does aspirin have cotton in the top?
To remind the niggers they
were cotton pickers before they were drug
dealers.
How do you find a nigger at night?
Tell the motherfucker to smile.
What
do you do when you see a nigger crawling across your front lawn
bleeding to death?
Stop laughing and RE-LOAD!!!!!!
What
do you call a black pasture.............. Holy shit.
Whats
the difference between a nigger and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support itself.
What
do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Did you hear the one about the baby nigger who went to heaven and got
his wings?
He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid
nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!
Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken!
What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck
full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!
What do they do with dead niggers in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits!
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice!
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon!
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads!
Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So nigger kids could get messy too!
What do you call a niggers car?
A 'blood vessel'.
What do you call 1,000 niggers going down a hill?
A mudslide!
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast!
Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho!
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla!
What do you call a nigger having sex?
Rape!
How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a niggers job!
White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's!
Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works!
A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?"
The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian!
How many niggers does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them!
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why don't nigger babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them!
What do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!
What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse!
What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg.
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw Confetti!
How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!
How do you keep a nigger bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken!
What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face!
What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff with one empty
seat?
A crying shame!
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one!
Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do!
Why is a nigger like a vending machine?
Neither work, but they both take your money!
Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows.
What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind the niggers they used to pick cotton before they were drug
dealers!
Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting!
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black.
What's the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger?
Bigfoot's been spotted!
What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem!
What do you call a nigger with an afro?
Microphone.
What do you call two blacks in a bodybag?
Twix!
Why are there only 2 pall bearer at a niggers funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles!
What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike!
Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a nigger driving by?
It could be your car!
Why did the man take off his watch to grab a handful of jelly beans?
He was afraid the blacks would steal it!
How do we know Adam wasn't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?
What's long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!
Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but
still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're niggers!
A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She
handcuffs herself to the bed and screams...
"Do what you black men do best!". The nigger grabs the TV and runs!
What's blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger! I'll paint him whatever color I want!
What's a black mans fortune cookie?
A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle!
How does a niggress take a pregnancy test?
She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know
there's another monkey on the way!
What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade!
What's the difference between a nigger and Batman?
Batman can go out at night without Robbin!
What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!
What do you call a bunch of niggers neck-deep in mud?
Afro-turf
What do you call a bunch of niggers skydiving?
Air pollution!
What's long and hard on a nigger?
Third grade.
A nigger with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey,
where did you get that?"
The parrot says, "Africa! There are millions of them over there just
sitting around"
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Actually Colored People.
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems.
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers, Apes, Aligators, Coons and Possums.
What do you call a nigger waterskiing?
A top-water jig.
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
Niggers!
A nigger, a jew and a mexican jump off a building at the same time ..
who hits the ground first?
Who cares!
How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
Take your boot off his head.
Ever hear the rumor that niggers are bigger than white men? How do you
tell when a nigger is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!
What do you say to a black man in court?
Will the defendant please rise!
What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor
What's the only way a person can look at a nigger and smile?
Through the scope of a gun!
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you keep a nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
What do an apple and a nigger have in common?
They both belong hanging in trees.
Why don't niggers celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays.
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.
What do you call seven niggers hanging in a tree?
A windchime.
What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!
What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead nigger in
a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it.
What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit!
I had a nigger in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!
Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation.
How long does it take a nigress to take a shit?
9 months
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
A nigger!
Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.
Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him!
Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
To get their stuff back.
How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!
What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work.
What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your
television floating in mid-air?
Shoot the nigger stealing it.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five!
How can you tell a nigger's just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.
How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball!
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black
woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National
Geographic.
Why don't niggers dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.
Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they
decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will
crash.
To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they
tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves.
So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So
they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one
jumps.
Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we
all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today
we're NIGGERS, we
aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything.
What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
Alive!
A Nigger runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't
stop running around!"
The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet." The Nigger slows down and
stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked!
I've tried everything! What was it?" The doctor says, "It's Persil -
Stops colours running."
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers Day!
Did you hear about the new black barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check. Crack not included!
How do you stop a nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling!
A zebra asked an sparrow, "Am I a white animal with
black stripes, or a black animal with white stripes?"
The bird said, "I can't
tell you, but you should ask
the owl--he knows all". The zebra asked the question to
the owl, "Am I a black animal with white
stripes, or a
white animal with black stripes?" The owl said, "You
are what you are". Confused, the zebra went back to the
sparrow and told him what the owl had said. "Well
then," said the sparrow, "you are a white animal with
black stripes". "How
do you know that", asked the
zebra. "Because", explained the sparrow, "if you where
a black animal with white stripes, the owl
would have
said 'you is what you is'".
Why do niggers hate god?
Because he already burned em once!
Whats black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A rotwheiler!
Why are aspirins white?
If they were black,they wouldn't work!
How do you watch a NIGGER baby?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall! (to get him off-slide him to
the corner)
Top 10 reasons why
there are no black NASCAR drivers......
10) YOU HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING.
09) THE PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT.
08) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC.
07) THE PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON THE CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE
SAME TIME.
06) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR.
05) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH RACE.
04) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO.
03) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC.
02) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS.
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR:
01) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN.
I have nothing against NIGGERS...
I think every one should own a few!
How do you castrate a nigger?
Kick his FAT momma in the jaw!
Do you know why ray charles and stevie wonder can't read?
Becuase they are niggers!
What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
Stop laughing and reload!
What do you call 10,000 niggers on the moon?
A black star...
What do you call 1 million nigger on the moon?
Eclipse...
What do you call all the niggers on the moon?
Problem solved!
This little boy is sleeping one night and has a dream that his
grandfather is going to die. Well the next morning he wakes up,
goes in
the kitchen to get some breakfast,andhis mother says "son, I've got
something horrible to tell you". And the little boy
says "no mother, I
alredy know, Grandpa is dead huh"? "How'd you know" said the mother?
The little boy said "because I
dreamed it lastnight while in bed". The
mother says "well I'm sorry I know you loved him and all, but now he's
gone." And the
little boy goes off to school.
The next night the little boy has a dream his Father is going to die,
well he goes to school all day
and is very worried, and all. Well he
comes home later that day to find his mother, and father both were at
home and he was
overjoyed at the sight of his father. But his mother
was crying histerically, and the little boy said "Mom what's the
matter"?
and his mother says, "Son the milk man was delivering the milk
today and.. well... he fell up the steps, had a heart attack and
just
died, right there."
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers. Prison Warden
Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down next to this Nigger at the bar and stared
up at the TV. The 10:00
news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of
a large building preparing
to jump. The nigger looked at Homer and
said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The Nigger replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the Nigger placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the building, falling to his death. The Nigger was
very upset
and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The Nigger replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money......
This little niglet boy asked his dad, "Dad, I have the biggest dick in
the third grade. Is it because I'm black?"
The dad replied "No you dumb nigger, it's because you're 17!"
How do you make a nigger nervous?
Take em to an auction!
What's the difference between an ethiopion and a pair of jeans?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it!
N.A.A.C.P. = Now Apes Are Called People
Why can't black babies play in the sand box?
Because cats keep covering them up!
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
I'll take a Big Mac, fries and a large coke!
Why do blacks have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails
What do you have if you've got a black man up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement!
What has four legs and a black arm?
A happy pitbull!
What starts with "N", ends with "R", and is a word you never want to
call a black?
Neighbor!
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Tell a bunch of drunk border hoppers its a pinyada!
What do you do with a black jew?
Put him in the back of the oven!
A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, nigger, give me a drink." The
nigger bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would
appreciate
it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "nigger." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry
about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few
minutes later the spic
says, "Hey moon crickett, another round." The nigger says,"Hey, look, I
really don't want you calling me
"moon crickett" either." The spic
says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender
says, "OK that's it! How
would you like it if you were the bartender
and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out."
So the spic
puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the nigger
walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want
a
fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh,
I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here."
In a first grade class on the first day of school, the teacher wanted
to get to know all the students, so she had them all stand
up and say
their names. A little niglet stood up and said that his name was
"Mother Fucker." "Excuse me?" asked the incredulous
teacher. "That's
right ho, my name be Mother Fucker." "Well listen here," said the
teacher, "this may be the first day of school,
and you may think you
can use foul language to get attention, but I can assure you that I
won't tolerate it. Now, tell me your real
name right now or I will send
you straight to the principal's office." The black boy replied, "Look
bitch, I said my name be Mother
Fucker, and I mean ta tell ya, it be
Mother Fucker!" "Well, that's it! Get out of my classroom right now!"
The boy headed for the
door and when he got there he turned to his twin
brother who was also in the classroom and said, "Come on, Fuck Face,
the
bitch ain't gonna believe you either."
A nigger walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says,
"Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa,
they are all
over the fucking place."
Nigger walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctuh, you gots ta
hep me! I'm dyin' and it hurts!" "Well, where does it hurt, boy?" "Oh
lawd, it hurts here," pointing to his leg, "And it hurts here,"
pointing to his arm, "And it's killin' me here," pointing to his
stomach. After a full examination, the doctor says, "Get out of my
office you
asshole, all you have is a broken finger!"
The Pope, a boyscout, and the smartest nigger in the world are on an
airplane. The engines fail, the plane starts going down,
and there is
only 2 parachutes. The smartest nigger in the world says, "Due to my
extraordinarily high intelligence, I believe it
is imperative that I
survive and continue to show my people the path to greatness." He grabs
a parachute and jumps out of the
plane. The Pope tells the boyscout, "I
am an old man and I am ready to meet God, so you may use the remaining
parachute, my
son." The boyscout replies, "No, that's cool Pope, we
both have parachutes because that nigger just jumped out of the plane
with my backpack."
A priest and a rabbi show up at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Can I
help you boys?" "Well, yeah, we just died and we would
like to come in
to Heaven." Peter looks at his clipboard and says, "I don't think so.
You have been pretty bad on Earth and we
don't let people like that in
here. But I'll tell you what; go ahead and go to Hell, just for now. If
Satan will let you come back, I will
let you in." Peter sends them away
laughing, because Satan never lets anyone go to Heaven. About 10
minutes later the
preacher shows back up at the Pearly Gates. Peter
says, "No shit! Satan let you come back?" "Yeah, he was in a good
mood
and said for $20 bucks each we could get out of Hell." "Well, where is
that rabbi?" "I don't know, when I left he had
Satan down to $19.95."
There is this rich Texas rancher who has a 100 meter long swimming pool
with a shark in it. He has always said if anyone could
swim from one
end to the other without being eaten, he would give them either his
daughter or his ranch. Well, his beautiful
daughter had gone off to art
school in New York and brought a nigger classmate home to one of her
Dad's big barbeques. Of
course, everyone is talking about how fucked up
it is that the rancher's daughter brought a nigger there, when all of a
sudden
there was a huge splash. Everyone looked, and it was the nigger
swimming his black ass off with the shark hot on his trail. At
the
other end of the pool the nigger threw himself out of the water and lay
gasping and panting on the ground. The rancher came
up and said, "Well,
shit. I am a man of my word, so do you want my ranch or my daughter?"
The nigger said, " Neither, I just want
to know who pushed me into the
pool."
It was the Summer of 1968 and a nigger showed up at the Pearly Gates.
Peter comes out and says, "Uh, is there something I can
do for you? I
mean, we don't let niggers in here." "I know," said the nigger, "It's
just that, I am from Alabama, and I grew up around White folks, and I
like White folks, and I even married a White woman, so I thought maybe
I could get in." Peter said, "Wait, you say you married a White woman
in Alabama? When the hell was this?" The nigger looks at his watch and
says, "Oh, about 10 minutes ago."
Two white convicts escape from their prison, only to find that a nigger
has followed them out and is running along with them. The three of them
see a few tree in the distance and they each climb up one to avoid the
bloodhounds that are tracking them. When the police and dogs get to the
first tree the dogs go crazy, barking and jumping. The White convict
goes, "Meeeow," and the cops just think it is a cat stuck in a tree. So
they go to the next tree where the other White convict says, "Hoo Hoo
hoo Hoooo." The police figure it is just an owl in the tree. The
nigger, hearing how the 2 White guys avoided capture, figures he will
do the same, and when the dogs get to his tree, he lets out a lou,
"Moooooooooo."
So anyway, they all three get captured, and now they face the firing
squad. The first White guy is standing there and as the warden says,
"Ready.....Aim...." the prisoner points behind the cops and yells,
"Tornado!" As the firing squad turns to look for the twister, the
convict jumps over the wall and escapes. Now they have the second White
convict standing there. "Ready.....Aim...." He points over their
shoulders and yells, "Flash flood!", and escapes as they turn to look.
Now the nigger has his turn. "Ready.Aim....." Just then the nigger
jumps up and points and yells, "Fire!"
Two big, fat, greasy nigger bitches are at the zoo. These are some big
buffarilla type women. So they go to the monkey section where the sign
says, "Don't feed the gorilla." But the one woman tries to feed the big
silverback a bannana anyway. Well, the huge gorilla walks over, bends
the bars apart, grabs the nigger woman inside the cage, and beats the
shit out of her and commences to raping her in the ass. It takes the
zoo keepers 20 minutes to make the gorilla let go of her. They were
spraying it with a fire hose, hitting it with sticks, finally they shot
it with about 5 tranquilizers. So the one nigger woman goes to visit
her friend in the hospital, and she is fucked up. Swollen eyes, missing
teeth, hair all torn out, and as soon as she sees her friend she breaks
out crying and sobbing. "There, there honey," says her friend,
comforting her and holding her, "We are gonna get you through this and
you are gonna be jus' fine, honey." "I know, I know," says the first
one, "But he don't call and he don't write and he don't come
visit....."
A black nun and a White nun are walking through Central Park at night
when 2 niggers jump out and start raping them. "Oh, forgive them, Lord,
for the they know not what they do." The black nun exclaims, "Mine sure
do!"
So a nigger gets a job digging telephone pole holes and at the end of
the day the foreman comes by to see how many he had gotten done. "One,
boss," he replied. "One! Hell everybody else can dig 15 holes a day!"
"Yeah, sure, but they way they dig them, look how much of the telephone
pole is still sticking out of the ground!"
A White man and a nigger are walking through the jungle when a lion
jumps out to attack them. The White man throws a handful of sand in the
lion's face and climbs up a tree real quick, and says to the nigger,
who is still standing on the ground, "Hey, you better get your black
ass up in this tree!" "Why?," said the spook, "I didn't throw sand in
his face."
The F.B.I. sends an agent to South Africa to learn how the police there
stop riots. The South African Police General takes him to a township
disturbance where the police fire tear gas grenades at the niger mob.
The mob runs away a few blocks, regroups, and comes rushing back at the
police. Then the cops open up on them with powerful fire hoses, sending
the rioters spinning down the street like soccer balls. They regroup
and come charging back again, only to be met with squads of German
Shepherd attack dogs. They bite those niggers so full of holes that
they run like hell and don't come back. "Very impressive," says the
F.B.I. agent, "But let me ask you; since the dogs were so effective,
why not just use them first?" "Ah, you don't understand," said the
Police general, "The niggers down here smell so bad, first we have to
fumigate them and rinse them off before our dogs will touch them."
A guy walks into a bar and exclaims, "Goddamn, niggers are fucking
assholes!" Someone at the end of the bar says, "Hey, I am offended by
that!" "Why, you aren't a nigger." "I know, I'm a fucking asshole!"
A house at the end of the street in a small country town catches on
fire. Soon it is fully engulfed in flames and it looks like there is no
hope, when all of a sudden here comes a beat up old Chevy truck with a
whole family of niggers crammed into it. Must have been 20 of them.
Well, they come tearing through town, honking and waving and screaming
for people to get out of the way, and they drive right straight into
that burning house and stomp the whole damn fire out with their bare
feet. The townspeople come crowding around them and congratulate them
and thank them for saving the house, and as a token of their gratitude,
they give the nigger family $100. "What are you going to do with the
money?" they asked. "Well," says the father of the family, "First off
we is gonna fix dem fuckin' brakes!"
A man is driving down the road and he sees a nigger family carrying
furniture and dishes into an outhouse. He just shakes his head and
keeps driving. The next day he sees them attaching a satellite dish to
the roof of the outhouse. He just shakes his head and keeps driving.
The next day he drives by and sees two satellite dishes on the roof,
and he stops to see what the hell is going on. He says to the nigger,
"OK, first I see you carrying furniture into the outhouse and I figure
you were moving in. Then I see you putting a dish on the roof, and I
figure if you are living in a shithouse you might as well watch T.V.
But now I see two dishes on the roof. It is such a small outhouse, why
do you need two satellite dishes?" The nigger replied, "Oh, we rented
the basement out to Mexicans."
A hindu a jew and a nigger are all walking through the country and stop
at a farmer's house to see if they could sleep there for the night.
"Well," said the farmer, "All I got fer ya is the barn." The three
travellers all agreed that the barn was fine, and the farmer showed
them the way. A few minutes later there is a knock at the farmer's
door. It was the hindu. He said, "I am very sorry, but there is a cow
in the barn and it is strictly forbidden for me to sleep in the barn
with a cow. Besides, it smells like shit out there." "Oh, fine, you can
sleep in the damn house!" said the farmer. A few minutes later there is
another knock at the door. This time it's the jew. He said, "Sir, I am
jewish, and you expect me to sleep in the same barn as a pig? A dirty,
disgusting, filthy swine? Besides, it smells like shit out there."
"Fine, fine, you can sleep in the damn house, just stop bitching!" A
few minutes later there is another knock at the door. "I swear to god
if it's that damn nigger I am going to whip his ass, because I'll be
damned if I let him sleep in my house!" The farmer opened the door and
it was the pig and the cow.
A nigger finds a magic lamp and rubs it and when the genie pops out he
told her he wanted to be "Tight, White, and outta sight!" So she turned
him into a Tampon.
Two niggers walking down the street see a sign that says, "Turn White
for $15." The two groids turn their pockets inside out only to discover
that one has a 20 dollar bill and the other one has a 10 dollar bill.
Since neither one of them has exactly $15, they can't figure out how
they can both get turned White.....Finally one of them has a stroke of
genius. "You take $20 and go in there and get turned White, then when
you come out you can give me your $5 change and then I will have $15
and I can get turned white, too!" "Bet, dog," says the other bootlip,
and he goes inside. 10 minutes later, you wouldn't believe it. That
nigger was blond haired, blue eyed, and even had on a suit and a tie.
The first nigger says, "Man, holy shit, I can't believe it, you are
really White! Hurry up and give me that $5 so I can do it too!" "Fuck
you, nigger, get a job!"
A first grade teacher wanted to help her students learn black history
so one Thursday, she told them that she would read them some famous
quotes and whoever could guess who said it could stay home from school
the next day. The first one she read was, "By any means necessary."
Hands shot up. "Yes, Leroy, can you tell me who said that?" "Malcom X."
"That's right," said the teacher, "You may go home now, and you don't
have to come to class tomorrow." The next one was, "I have a dream."
Again, dozens of little black hands went up. "Yes, Shaquita, do you
know who said that?" "Martin Luther King, Jr." "Why yes, that's right,
you can go home early and skip school tomorrow also." From the back of
the classroom came a disgusted voice, "You goddamn niggers make me
fucking sick." The teacher ran to the back of the room and screamed,
"Who said that!?" The little White boy jumped out of his chair and
headed for the door, saying on his way out, "Tom Metzger. See ya
Monday, bitch!"
A nigger finds a lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out and offers
to grant him a wish. He told her he wanted to wake up every morning for
the rest of his life with 3 women in bed with him. The next day he woke
up in bed with Hillary Clinton, Lorena Bobbitt, and Tonya Harding. His
dick was gone, his leg was broken, and he didn't have any health
insurance.
A nigger couple showed up at the Pearly Gates. Peter came out and said,
"Yes?" "Uh, well sir, my wife and I just died in a car wreck, and we
thought we could get into Heaven now." Peter looked at his clipboard
and shook his head. "No, you two have been pretty scandalous, I don't
think we can have you in here. Well....tell you what. I will bring you
back to life and put you back on Earth for 30 days. If you can show
some self control and abstain from having sex for the whole month, I
will let you in." A month later the 2 showed back up at Heaven. "Well,"
said Peter, "how did you do?" The nigger replied, "Well, we did great
for the first 28 days, but then my wife dropped a bag of potato chips
on the floor, and when she bent down to pick them up I just lost it and
did her right there on the floor." "That's too bad, because now you
know I can't let you into Heaven," said Peter. "Oh, that's OK," said
the nigger, "they won't let us back in the grocery store, either."
A little niglet put some flour on his face and when his mother came
home he said, "Look Momma, I is a White boy!" She slapped him and sent
him to his room. When his father came home he came running out and
said, "Look Daddy, I is a White boy!" His father slapped him and sent
him to his room. Finally the boy's grandmother came home and the boy
thought for sure that she wouldn't be so mean, so he ran out and said,
"Hey, I is a White boy!" When his grandmother also slapped his face,
the boy shouted, "I has only been White for 15 minutes and I already
hate you damn niggers!"
A nigger finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. When
he sees the nigger he says, "Oh, shit. What do you want?" The nigger
says, "I want a bridge from America to Africa made out of pure gold."
The genie says, "Are you fucking crazy? You know how much gold that
would take? That is impossible. Pick something else." So the nigger
says, "OK, I want all the little nigger children to be just as smart
and good looking as the White children." The genie says, "OK, so that
bridge, you want it to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?"
A nigger boy comes home from his first grade class and said, "Momma,
all the White kids made an A+ on the math test, but I failed. Why is
that?" His mother said, "It's because you are black, my son." Then the
boy said, "And all the White kids got an A+ on the spelling test, but I
failed that too. How come?" "Because you are black, my son," said his
mother. "But then when we took a shower after gym class, I noticed my
dick was bigger than all the White boy's dicks. Why is that?" "Well
son," she said, "that is because you are 15 years old."
A trucker carrying a load of bowling balls picked up 2 nigger
hitchikers who were pushing bikes with flat tires. He tells them they
have to ride in back with the bowling balls, which is fine with them. A
few miles down the road a cop pulls the truck over for speeding and he
asks to look in the back of the truck. After a quick glance he shuts
the door and tells the trucker to get the hell down the road as fast as
he can. Then he gets on the police radio and tells his chief, "I got a
truck headed your way, you escort him to the county line and get them
to escort him right out of the state, quick!" "Why, what the hell is
wrong?" asked the chief. "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's
wrong....that truck is carrying a load of nigger eggs and 2 of them
have already hatched and stole some bikes!"
A midget walks in to a bar, takes a few shots of whiskey, jumps up on
the bar stool and said, "Hey, any of you motherfuckers want to fight
me?" A guy 6 feet two inches tall and weighing 253 lbs stood up and
said, "I'll fight you!" That little midget jumped on him and beat the
shit out of him. Next night the midget walked in and took a few shots,
jumped on his bar stool and said, "Hey, any of you motherfuckers want
to fight me?" This time an even bigger guy stood up. He was about 6
foot 5 inches and weighed 348 lbs. The midget jumped on him and beat
the shit out of him, too. So the bar owner went out and bought a
gorilla and locked it in the bathroom. Later that night the midget
walked in, took a few shots of whiskey and jumped on the bar stool and
asked if there were any sons of bitches that want to fight. This time
no one stood up. The bar owner said, "There's a guy in the bathroom
that wants to kick your fucking ass." Now the gorilla was in the
bathroom for about 6 hours and was really pissed off. That midget
walked into the bathroom and there was all kinds of noise for about 2
hours. Finally that midget walked out, sat down all out of breath,
looked at the bar owner and said, "Tell that damn nigger his fur coat
is in the toilet."
Racial
Characteristics:
Resembling the Spanish in all their more loathsome characteristics
except lazier, dirtier, and
more thieving. A large percentage of American Indian blood in the
average Mexican deprives
him of any natural human sympathies or moral sense and makes him a
wholly unmanageable
drunk. The principal industry of Mexico is the production of
pornographic playing cards that
depict their women corrupting the morals of donkeys. Completely
untrustworthy, the Mexican
will make food out of anything that will hold still, feed it to you,
and charge you for it besides.
An attempt to conquer and hence eliminate this pesky breed of
miscegenators was launched by
our government during the last century, but wholesale nausea on the
part of our troops, when
they'd witnessed Mexican home life prevented our doing as thorough a
job as we should have.
Good Points:
They make great gardners.
Proper Forms of Address:
Wetback, beaner, chili-dipper, taco turd, flap hat, scratch-back.
Who sponsors a mexican
race car driver?
Spic and Span!!!!!
There are
three people at a bar.
One is Mexican, one is Iraqi and the
other is American. The Mexican gets a beer drinks it then he throws the
glass in the air takes out his pistol and shoots it to pieces. He says
in Mexico glass is so cheap we do not need to drink out of same glass
twice. Then the Iraqi gets a beer and drinks it. He also throws it in
the air and takes out his AK47 and shoots it to pieces. He says in
Iraq we have so much sand that we too do not need to drink out of same
glass twice. Then the American gets a beer and drinks it and throws the
glass up. He then shoots the Mexican and Iraqi and catches the glass
and says, "In America we have so many illegal immigrants that we dont
need to drink with the same ones twice.
How are a mexican (or spic) and a cue ball alike?
The harder you hit
it, the more english you get out of it.
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.
Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill?
Jailbreak!
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop!
Why do spics drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!
What do you call a building full of spics?
A jail!
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
What do you call a spic with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff!
What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
The beans keep falling through the grill!
What did the spic say when his home fell on him?
Get off me holmes!!
How do you find the richest spic in town?
Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest spic!
Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
How do you start a mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street!
A mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap!
Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!
Why is a spic like a pizza?
They're both small, greasy and speak no english!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed!
Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!
What do you call a spick with too much hair jell?
A jellybean!
How do you save a drowning Puerto Rican?
You don't know, GOOD!
What do get when you cross a Spic and a gook?
A car thief who can't drive
What do you call a Mexican with long hair?
An Indian!
Why do Hispanic women hate Swans?
Because they're White, They're Beautiful, and They usually know who the
fathers of their children are!
How do you start a riot in mexico?
Roll a Quarter down the street.
How do you find the richest beaner in mexico?
Find out who go the quarter!
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