(Reprinted by request) ..JOOM

Splib Splob

Translating Lib-Speak
by Joom

For those of you unfamiliar with the language of the liberal politician, I have created this handy dictionary of most commonly used terms and their real definitions. This guide will allow you to understand your elected representatives so that no more "manufactured demonstrations" will take place at town hall meetings:

"Mis-statement"...LIE

"Jobless recovery"...Economic ruin

"Taken out of context"...Quoted or showed something that proved him a liar.

"Ambushed"...Asked questions that weren't on his lie card.

"Supported by the majority"...Anything above 20% of the population.

"Hate Crime"...Anything a liberal or Jew says it is.

"Equal rights"...NO rights for whites.

"Integration"...Armies of bucks hounding your white daughters.

"Manufactured demonstration"...Sincere anger of the vast majority of white voters with crooked politicians.

"Racist"...Anything that demonstrates black inferiority.

"Racist"...Can also mean anything a black wants it to mean.

"I'm innocent of all allegations"...Not enough hard evidence to convict.

"I'm remorseful"...I got caught.

"I promise"...Suckers.

"Hate-mongers"...Anyone that dares to speak the truth.

"Terrorist"...White that disagrees with a liberal.

"Harassment"...Demanding a straight answer.

I hope this short guide has helped, and if you have any further difficulties understanding liberal politicians, just remember that if it stinks it's most probably bullshit. ...JOOM