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Review:
THE BOONDOCKS

When I can't sleep at night, which is often anymore what with all my recent surgeries and the worries of this world, I'll turn on the tube and look for the one show that's on at the wee hours that really makes me laugh. It's called "The Boondocks" and it's on Cartoon Network. It's an animated show about modern niggers in the south. There's two young niglets that are junior Malcom-X's, there's a cranky old nigger man that's rich because of some settlement he got from suing some rich white folks, there's another old nigger that worships white folks and thinks that niggers should get down on their knees and thank them for saving them from the African bush, and a whole assortment of other stereotyped coons that you can't help but bust a gut over...

For example in one episode a bunch of niggers were having a kung-fu contest out on the rich nigger's lawn..and it's to the death. After the row and one coon lies dead, the cops show up. The officer is also a black of course, and he asks the old man coon what happened. The old buck looks at him and says, "Aw, we wuz just havin' a "nigger moment". The coon cop looks at him knowingly and says, "Nigger moment eh? That's explanation enough. We got a cure fo' nigger moments." he says. "Oh yeah? What's dat?" asks one of the niglets who is standing bye, watching the whole scene. The cops looks at him as if he's crazy and says, "Why, JAIL of course!" And with that, he cuffs and stuffs the offending niggers that had decapitated said kung fu coon on the old nigger's lawn. They were cussing and fighting in the back of his squad car as de head niggah in charge hauled their worthless black asses off to jail where they most assuredly belonged. As the scene ends, the old coon is screaming for the cops to "Clean dat dead niggah offa ma lawn!" I laughed til I hurt...

The writers of the show have niggers down pat. The characters they draw all have exaggerated black features, making them look even more niggery than usual..if that's possible, and their antics are right out of today's headlines. At one point one of the niglets asks this pack of murderous coons why they were out trying to kill their grandpa, the old nigger. They replied that they weren't after him, that anyone would have done. The niglet stares at them in confusion until one of them elaborates: "We'z niggahs man! We jest bust shit up and break things and destroy lives because we'z niggahs! Dat's our nature!" Suddenly it all became clear to the niglet and all was well in the universe. Everything made sense. How the writers and producers of this show manage to air this without de' Reverend Sharpton and Jesse Jackson having apoplectic fits over it, I'll never know, but somehow they've managed to skate so far...

Niggers drool over blondes, bucks climb through each other's windows trying to steal stuff, blacks shoot at each other over minor crap, cops are continually chasing them, ho's are fat, nasty and thieving, welfare and food stamps are king, and Obama is considered a stupid uncle Tom. Yes, it's niggerville down pat. If you ever want to lift your spirits and have the hard truth about niggers confirmed right there on national TV for all to see, and Devil take political correctness and equal rights, this show's for you. I don't care how depressed you are, if this show can't jerk a laugh out of you, you're not Aryan. Nigger moment indeed...

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Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. ~ John Adams, 1777