MY DOG
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for
him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are
provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his
checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For
this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in
a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess,
someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places
to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is
living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All
of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living
every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit
me like a brick in the head; Holy Shit, my dog is a NIGGER!
~~ JOOM