I was checking out the news on the Web today, and the stuff I found made me scratch my head and wonder if I'd accidentally stepped through the looking glass. Talk about nut cases! Insanity abounds! Just check out some of these stories:
At Los Alamos Nuclear Laboratories, twenty-nine (29) computers came up missing!!! Not one or two mind you, but TWENTY-NINE!!! And these aren't just some normal business PC's either. These dudes have hard drives in them that are just stuffed with classified nuclear secrets! Say WHAT?????? Yep. No joke. Is it any damned wonder we can't keep any secrets in this country? What do you expect when the hiring is approved by a bunch of middle-aged rabidly liberal cows in a government employment agency? People with top secret jobs there have names like Mohammed, Depack, Hu Flung Dung, and Won Hung Lo, etc, etc., and almost none of them are native-born Americans. Whaaaat??? Yep. That's yer liberal affirmative action for you boys and girls. Could we expect anything less? Insanity!!
Or how about this one:
Turns out that an inspection revealed that all of the British government websites and LAN networks are stuffed with porn!!! It's like clicking on Larry Flint's site! Criminy!! Hail Brithannia!!
Or how about the government audit that turned up the fact that over $93,000 bucks was spent on two brass statues of two dogs humping? Yep. You heard me right. It actually looks like a pit bull nailing a collie. Talk about your pork! lol!!!Or this little jewel:
Seems that yesterday two satellites collided in space! I kid you not! There's so much room up there that it would be as if there were only two cars in the whole U.S. and they magically had a head-on collision! Gimme a damned break here! Turns out one was some old piece o' crap the Russians had abandoned eons ago because it went kaput as they say, so they didn't bother to keep track of it. So it nailed a Chink communications satellite. Ka-Blooeee! Parts scattered all over hell! So much for the "Ramen Hour" this week in Taiwan. HAW!!Or how about this:
The CEO of the "Peanut" corporation pleaded the fifth all through his testimony on Capitol Hill yesterday when Congress subpoenaed his slimy ass. Turns out he knew the peanut butter was tainted but ordered them to ship it anyway for fear of losing profits. I'd hold that SOB down and feed him a whole jar of his own crap! He can join the other nine innocent people that died because of his greed. Today he filed for bankruptcy in an attempt to protect his assets from all the multi-million-dollar lawsuits coming his way. What a weasel! He's typical of the breed of executives we have now in this country. You know: the ones that robbed us blind and caused the collapse but were never even arrested? Yeah..that breed... Killing's too good for this kike.And last but not least, the U.S. elected a buck nigger as their President! Did you get that last? A NIGGER! I shit you NOT!!! Like I said, insanity abounds...
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