2. No matter how honest he seems, always shoot a politician.
3. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it.5. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.
6. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling: "I have a gun!"7. Never let your ADD son know where the machine gun is hidden.
8. Never buy a black market weapon from anyone named "Deshawn".9. Don't shoot a coon that's already flopping around on the ground. Odds are he'll die shortly anyway and save you the expense of more ammo.
10. Always take a gun to a knife fight.
11. One loaded gun is worth nine pissed off wetbacks.12. A man with a loaded AK-47 does not need a gun permit.
13. "Instant Silencer"... Stick your weapon in the nigger's mouth before you pull the trigger!14. If you are going to shoot three niggers or more, always leave some alive to bury the rest and dig their own holes, then shoot them!
15. There's no such thing as "enough ammo".16. Mexicans were created for one thing: Target practice!!
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