Two young Ozzy fans snorted ants to prove they were as hard core as Ozzy and Micky 6 who supposedly did it years back. But these doofuses snorted FIRE ants, not regular ants, which would have been more than bad enough. Fire ants also have STINGERS! They got them down their throats and sinuses, and this made for some highly pissed off fire ants, who proceeded to bite and sting the shit out of them. Of course their passages began to swell as they screamed and slobbered and blew snot, trying to get the ants out. Then their throats and nasal passages swelled shut, trapping all the pissed off ants inside. They both died of suffocation right there. A couple of "Ozzholes"... HAWW!

But the best one I've seen so far was the guy who fell asleep smoking in bed. He had third-degree burns on 40% of his body, and was wrapped in bandages from head to toe. He was in the hospital for a week when he bribed a nurse a hundred bucks to break the rules and wheel him outside for five minutes, no questions asked. She pushed him out the back door then closed it behind her. He then produced another cigarette and lit it, smoking to his delight. He'd been dying for a smoke for a week. Suddenly the ash from his smoke caught his bandages on fire, which were soaked in an ointment which was highly flammable. He went up like a torch. His struggles unlocked the wheelchair and he went rolling down the back door ramp at a high speed, flames streaming behind him as he screamed in agony. Then his oxygen tank blew. The gas turned him into a Roman candle as he sat at the bottom of the ramp and cremated himself. When they found him he had 4th degree burns over 100% of his body. That means he was nothing but a fried skeleton of burnt bone and black ash sitting in a fried skeleton of a wheelchair... He'd been "Butt-F**ked"... HAWWW!