MAMMY

451 Where Are You?

There are a lot of writers out there. Just take a look in any bookstore or library. Hundreds. Thousands. Heck, there could be millions. It never ceases to amaze me at the number of morons that think they have something to say that's so important they need to write a book about it, or they think they're so witty that any crap they put to paper will be grabbed up by anyone who sees it. Arrogance. Ignorance, ego. God, do we have a bumper crop of egomaniacs in this country! Little godlings who think the world owes everything to them. My father used to say that if he kicked every ass that needed it, he'd spend the rest of his life hopping around on one leg. Amen to that. Just to verify my suspicions that most of these so-called writers didn't have anything remotely unique, inspiring or intelligent to say, I used to pick out a dozen books at random and sit down at a library table and scan them. I'm a trained speed reader and read at about 1500 words a minute. Or so they said the last time they tested me at the university. The real trick in that is comprehending. Do you absorb what you read? They'd give me tests on each book I'd read to see if I'd actually absorbed anything. When your score starts to drop, that's where they place you on the speed chart. Anyway, this gift gives me the ability to go through a large number of books quickly. And it wasn't long at all before I realized all my suspicions were true. America and the world are full of arrogant, ignorant egotists. If you don't have something interesting, important or useful to say, then for God's sake, don't print it! Don't add to the already staggeringly large mountain of crap that buries all the really good books worth reading. Most really great works are never read for one simple reason. We can't find them! They're mixed in and scattered in that literary desert we call a library. And finding them is like mining for diamonds in a manure pile. Most of the time all you get for your effort is a shovel full of shit...

A lot of people say I'm a great writer. Others don't like my writing..especially liberals. But the reason my readership is in the millions is pretty simple. I write about things that matter. And the things I write about will always matter. As long as there are nitwits and criminals in power, as long as we are forced to cohabitate with apes and troglodytes,and as long as the truth remains the enemy of rulers and those in power, people like me will always have readers. Works like mine will always have importance because exposing the truth is man's only weapon against the darkness that continually tries to engulf us. My pet peeve however, are these so-called writers. I'd like to take a bat to every one of them. Most books are written by some idiot New York Jew that's never been anyplace outside the Bronx in his whole miserable life, and yet there he is, giving people travel advice. Or the middle-aged, fat house mouse that writes a book on romance, when the closest she's ever come to an orgasm is when her pet hamster crawled up her pant leg. People talk too much. There's an old saying that goes, "You can't learn if your constantly talking." Most people run their mouths continually, though they don't have the sense God gave a turnip. This goes triple for women. The one thing that divorcing my ex brought me that overrode missing her, was the blessed silence. I could hear myself think again. Women talk before they've even had a thought. Hell, they think out loud, as if even their random thoughts are so valuable that everyone should be forced to listen to them. Arrogance, ignorance, egotism. They're suffering from "Lackofbootintheassitis". A common disease among women today...

I know, I know. I sound like a chauvinist pig, some of you more "liberated (gag) women might say, but real women have no need of a boot, or any criticism whatsoever. In fact most of those in my readership are the kind of woman most men wish they found but never did. The ones that gripe my ass are the princesses that can't even tell you the names of the houses in Washington, but they'll vote in a state of semi-orgasmic fervor for Obama. God's beard! Am I the only boob that sees what liberalism has done to our women? But our boys aren't any better, oh nosirree bob. Most of them couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions stamped on the heel. I ran into a young punk recently that had the audacity to lecture me on the virtues of liberalism! Instead of arguing with this idiot, I chased him all over a Target store, with the intention of installing a number of large lumps on his head. Fortunately for him, he was a faster runner than me. I bet he'll think twice before spouting that horse shit at anyone again though...

These same morons don't have a single book in their homes. Instead they read "E" books, fer crissake! "E" books? That's not a book! A book has pages and a cover, and it sits on a shelf so you and others can read it whenever you choose or go to it for reference. Books are a symbol of our intelligence, our civilization and our culture. But they're on their way out. A few years ago the NEA gathered up all the old guard textbooks in America they could lay their hands on. They did this quietly, secretly, with no fanfare whatsoever. "Old Guard" means the books you and I were raised on. You remember, the ones that told the truth? They taught us about the real history of this country, and all about our heroes, inventors, great scientists and wars. They pulled no punches, but they told the truth whether the commies liked it or not. And they definitely did not. Commies despise the truth. There's no place for it in propaganda. Anyway, once they had all the books gathered in one spot, they had themselves a gigantic book burning party, right out of the book "Fahrenheit 451" (There's a good movie of the book too). The book was written by Ray Bradbury, a famous sci-fi writer. It used to be required reading in high school, but now the book is banned. Gee, I wonder why? It told of a time in America when books are outlawed, and anyone caught reading one or owning one was put to death. So people formed memorizing groups, where each person would select a book and memorize every word. Then the book was burned so no one could be caught and killed. In this way they were able to preserve all the great works for a future when the monsters in power would be no more. He wrote of a communist regime that slowly took power in the country, much like the liberals are doing here...

By the way, Fahrenheit 451 is the temperature at which paper starts to burn. I'm searching for that blessed temperature right now, in hopes in will burn up all the propaganda, lies and books put out by all those lying, evil maniacs we call socialists, communists, and liberals. All different words for the exact same thing..walking, talking maggots. I pray for the day my race rises up in a holy fury and burns away the evil infesting our lands, hearts and minds, and does so ruthlessly this time, without mercy, giving no quarter and asking for none, and cleansing the world once and for all of this blight. We must pile up all the propaganda and filth these bastards have printed up to replace the truth, and pluck it out of all of our schools, libraries and colleges and have our own book burning party, but with the stark difference that we burn the bodies of our enemies along with them. We must re-educated our children and introduce them to the truth, screaming and kicking. Tough love. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. I endorse "deprogramming camps", where we can send our screwed up, brainwashed kids in great numbers and teach them the truth for a change and flush all that liberal thinking out of their skulls, and teach them morals and integrity for the first time in their poor lives. These will of hard necessity have to be more like prison compounds than schools, because a large number of these kids will be so far gone that they'll look upon us as the enemy and will try to escape at all costs. Many of them will be downright dangerous. There will be a good number of these that are beyond helping as well. We will have to limit the rights and powers these kids have during their lives to prevent them from spreading more hate. Communism is an insidious disease that spreads throughout the mind and soul like a cancer. Instead of love, it is based on hate. Hate for everything that's fine, decent and pure...

This movement thrives on lies and deceit. How many of you knew for instance, that the old American Communist Party was so unpopular in this country, that they were in danger of disbanding altogether? But some of the craftier among them came up with an idea. They had quite a few Jew shysters on their staff that spent all their free time screwing with our courts and lobbying for a breakdown in our laws and the establishment of legal loopholes which they could use to get the guilty off, and thus further degrade the American system. So they decided to use this. They changed their name to the American Civil Liberties Union, or the ACLU! How's that for sneaky and underhanded? And that, my fine friends, is why those bastards only represent cases and people that further their evil agenda. Nibble by nibble, like the rats they are, they are eating away at America's foundation...

When I finish this rant, I'm going to get in my swim trunks, pack my cooler with ice, cokes and a few beers, and head for the swimming hole. And if I feel like it, I might even try to catch a few bass. I always need to flush this crap out of my mind after I've written one of these rants, because keeping hate inside you is destructive. Remember that folks. There's a time to fight, and a time to rest. Always make time to rest. There's going to be plenty of fighting to go around soon, rest assured. Get in as much fun and rest as you can, while you can. You may soon wish you'd taken the opportunity to do so when you had the chance. War is upon us, whether you like it or not. If I were you, I'd be preparing. I did, and still am. My best wishes to all of you...

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