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West Virginia Mestizo Charged
with Farting on an Officer!
by Andrei Yustschinky, Senior Court Reporter Wednesday, September 24, 2008
A mestizo male arrested for driving under the influence in West Virginia got himself into a lot more foul trouble later at the police station.
Jose Cruz was pulled over Monday night on Route 60 in South Charleston for driving with his headlights off. He was subsequently arrested after failing a series of sobriety tests, according to WSAZ TV in Charleston.
During fingerprinting, Cruz then allegedly moved closer to one of the officers and passed gas (farted), the station reported. In the complaint, the investigating officer wrote that police noticed a VERY STRONG LIKE ROTTEN CABBAGE odor like in the corner gin mill washroom.
The alleged mestizo methane stunt led Cruz to be charged with another offense -- battery on an officer -- in addition to DUI and obstruction.
Andrei Yustschinsky reporting from "on the spot & in the parking lot" of the South Charleston Police Department (Chief of Police Brad L Rinehart) 235 Fourth Ave South Charleston, West Virginia 25303 Phone: (304)744-6903 ...
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