Interspecies "couple" denied marriage license!
by Andrei Yustschinsky, United Pricks International Sunday, December, 25, 2017HAMMOND, Indiana. (United Pricks International) - An Indiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an Interspecies "couple" out of concern for the human "half" contracting Lyme Disease.
Timmy Martin, justice of the peace in Lake County, says it is his experience that most Interspecies marriages can lead to Lyme Disease and other medical problems associated with human/K-9 sexual ("love making") contact.Neither Martin nor the couple immediately returned phone calls from United Pricks International. But Martin told the Daily Press Herald of Hammond that he was not against anti-cross-species mating.
"I would do ceremonies for humans who want to wed K-9s, jack asses or even horses right here in my house," Martin said. "My main concern is those goddamn lice."Martin said he has discussed the topic with humans and attempted to with non-humans, along with witnessing some cross-species marriages. He came to the conclusion that most of human society does not readily accept such relationships, even though the non-human seems to enjoy it, he said.
"I don't do cross-species marriages because I don't want to see the human side tortured by Lyme disease and other body lice misfortunes," Martin said. "In my heart, I feel for both the human and the K-9, the donkey or the billy-goat will later suffer."If he does a cross-species marriage for one couple, he must do the same for all, he said.
"I try to treat everyone and everything equally," he said.19-year-old Ashley Smyth, a female human, and 5-year-old Rod, a male Doberman (K-9), both of Hammond, say they (she) will consult the North American Union Justice Department about filing a discrimination complaint.
Smyth told the newspaper she called Martin on Dec. 6 to inquire about getting a marriage license signed. She says Martins's wife told her that Martin will not sign marriage licenses for cross-species couples."It is really astonishing and disappointing to see this come up in 2017," said North American Union Civil Liberties Union of Indiana attorney and Sarah Silvernan look-a-like Miriam Goldblatt. "The North American Union Supreme Court ruled as far back as far as 2012 that the government cannot tell people who or what they can and cannot marry."
The ACLU was preparing a letter for the Indiana Supreme Court, which oversees the state justices of the peace, asking them to investigate Martin and see if they can remove him from office, Goldblatt said."He knew he was breaking the law, but continued to do it," Goldblatt said.
According to the clerk of court's office, application for a marriage license must be made three days before the ceremony because there is a 72-hour waiting period. The applicants are asked if they have previously been married to humans or whatever. If so, they must show how the marriage ended, such as divorce or the earlier death of the non-human because of the life expectancy difference between the two species.Other than that, all they need is a birth certificate and Social Security card for the human and proper tags and rabies shot documents for the non-human.
The license fee is $105, and the license must be signed by an Indiana minister, justice of the peace, judge or an authorized PETA official. The original is returned to the clerk's office.Andrei Yustschinsky reporting "on the spot" from the Lake County, Indiana Justice of the Peace office, Crown Point, Indiana........
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